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The Most Gentile Horror Movie Poster Ever
Nothing scarier than the state of Connecticut. Oh wait, I forgot – everything on Planet Earth is scarier than the 5,443 square miles that make up Connecticut. I mean, it’s called the Constitution State for God’s sake! Not only is it a lame state, but it plays by the rules too! Ugh. Anyway, if you were wondering what it would be like if (and I’d really like to make sure my emphasis on “if” comes across as astronomically heavy as I’d like it to) something scary did happen in Connecticut then you might be interested in what we’ve gotten our hands on today: the official one-sheet for The Haunting In Connecticut. This poster depicts some people playing with a Ouija board by candle light, while a presumably possessed boy takes a nap on the ceiling (presumably because this film has bored him to sleep) – or is it that he’s on the floor and everyone else is on the ceiling?! Oh no, I’m already so bored with this movie that I’m cooking up M. Night Shyamalan twists for the ending! Good God. Check out the poster and a still from the pic below.
