Archive for the ‘Heroes Vs. Villains’ Category
Julie James vs. Seth Brundle
Heroes vs. Villians makes its’ comeback return with something special for all. I Know What You Did Last Summer heroine Julie James and her monster killing cleavage goes tit for tat with The Fly’s Seth “The Barfman” Brundle and his acidic spit of doom.
Julie James is the dame who wishes she could forget her past summer after summer after summer… while upgrading her push-up bra summer after summer after summer.
Cherry vs Leatherface
Heroes vs. Villains returns this week with an interesting match up. Grindhouse Go-Go Dancer Cherry Darling and her assault rifle leg goes head to head with Leatherface the Chain sawing Slasher and his need for new human skin.
Selene Versus Michael Meyers
In our match up today we have a very vivacious vampire vixen Selene (arghhhh) versus our favorite halloween house knife wielding slasher Mr. Michael Myers.
She is hot (I mean real hot) has sharp teeth, and everyone wants her to turn them.
He is a royal pain in the ass, won’t seem to stay dead, and might be in your closet as we speak.
The Winner in this Match-Up: Selene
She seduces Michael and mates with him, has a son, and produces the world’s first immortal Vampire who enjoys cutting his food before he eats.
Check out more of Kate Beckinsale in these links:
http://www.palaceofhorror.com/2007/10/12/kate-beckinsale-in-underworld/
http://www.palaceofhorror.com/2007/10/17/underworld-evolution-2/
See more of Micheal Myers here:
http://www.palaceofhorror.com/2008/01/10/halloween-resurrection/
http://www.palaceofhorror.com/2007/12/26/halloween-trailer/
Hell Boy vs. Damien
We start the week off with a bang as these two contestants blaze Palace of Horror with flames only Hell could manufacture.
Hell Boy is a demon with an attitude, an iron fist, and most likely lung cancer.
Damien is Satan’s seed and is bent on conquering the world without saying one word.
Winner – Damien.
Damien summons dear-ole-dad and they make Hell Boy grow his horns back. He is then forced to wear lingerie for eternity.
Kayako vs. Constantine
We end the week with a battle between a chick with a grudge and a dude with a cross shaped gun.
Kayako is pissed and wants her chance at revenge.
Constantine got away from the devil and got a second chance on life, which he plans to screw up.
Winner… Kayako
Constantine pisses his pants when she jumps out of his closet and he dies of a heartattack.
Lestat vs Marlow
Welcome Palace of Horror friends and family to today’s match up of vampire polar opposites. Today we feature vampire turned rocker Lestat versus Marlow the blood thirsty 30 day of night killing atheist.
Lestat wants to live free in front of the world and rock out with his cock out.
Marlow supports gluttony and every form of it.
Winner – Marlow…
Sorry Lestat, Marlow pounces on you like a $30 steak at the Texas Roadhouse. Takes out half the restaurant for dessert.
Abigail Whistler vs Hannibal Lecter
Today’s contestants are Abgail Whistler, vampire slayer and Blade’s new side kick, versus Hannibal “The Cannibal” Lecter.
Dr. Van Helsing vs Queen Akasha
On this day an ancient vampire slayer goes up against the mother of all vampires…
