Necropolis Review
I feel that I’ve lost 77 mins of my life having seen this. What the hell was I thinking renting this crap? I guess I just wanted to see a 80s horror movie again. I knew it would suck from the cover and plot, but I rented it anyway. There’s nothing good about this flick, the acting is poor, there’s barely any violence, and I thought it was more funny than scary — especially when the lead chick
started dancing around for no apparent reason after putting on makeup — crazy bitch. An example of the poor acting is this one scene where the guy is supposed to be dead, and as the lead characters are talking with the body laying behind them you can see the “dead guy” squinting towards the camera. *sigh* Might as well have just waved to the camera and said “HI” to his mom.
Anyway, another whackass scene is where the reincarnated witch brings about her ghouls from the past and grows 2 extra sets of tits for them to suck on. Why you ask? I have no friggin’ clue, because I kept dozing off, and apparently slimer from Ghostbusters paid a little visit somewhere in the film because they started getting into a whole “ectoplasm” faze. From what I gathered together from the crappy plot was the witch would suck the life outta her victims leaving ectoplasm goo. Hmmm, doesn’t make much sense to me. It looks like the director wrote the script at age of 12 and saved up all his allowance to make this in the allies of New York. What a waste…
Are you into white-haired chicks with 6 breasts? Then check this awful film out! If you’re not into that freaky stuff then avoid it!
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