Fist of the Vampire Review
Fist of The Vampire stars the sexy dark haired Darian Caine as Jade who is a part of this vampire clan who in 1977 murdered a family in cold blood with no hesitation what so ever. These suckers don’t play around. There were no clues left behind and the case has baffled authorities for years now. As we witness sex and drug filled scenes we wonder if the detective will finally piece together this decades long puzzle
There are plenty of fist fueled scenes that surprise you on how well they play out, they aren’t cheesy at all. To me, it seems like vampires are starting to make a comeback. I don’t mind this because I am all zombied out- I have seen little ones, big ones, great ones, and flat out stupid ass ones. Darian Caine makes being a vampire look sexy and intriguing like Stuart Townsend did for Queen Of The Damned.
Now don’t think I am neurotic for saying that, but it is 100% true. Some vampires are creepy creatures of the night while others are just mediocre in sight- not her. It looks like they might of spent plenty of time learning all those moves for fighting, which did I mention is constant in this film? Jade is just as tough and intimidating as one of the guys in her pack she travels with.
I’d recommend this to all vampire fans, it’s not that bad of a flick. Darian Caine fans will be delighted to see her naked and bloody like she was numbered by the beast. Will these creatures of the night be stopped before the body count becomes overwhelming? Can the Detective finally piece it all together and close this unsolved mysterious case forever?
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