The Entity Review

Alright, my last review of the day. A review that is so haunting, so terrifying, so scary, if you have a date while watching it, you are guaranteed not to get any. GUARANTEE BABY!!! Ok, too much coffee, sorry about that. Anyhow, if you recognize the title, perfect. If not, get you’re a** out there […]

The Roost

I don’t quite agree with Fangoria, that this film is an astonishing achievement of modern horror and that it is a horror gem. However, I will say that this film is an average horror movie. I thought it was going to be miserably horrible and a waste of an hour and 20 minutes, but it […]

Mammoth Review

OK…worked until midnight last night, got home, put this movie in, slept for three hours, got up, watched the rest of the movie, now I’m at my day job writing this. My opinion? A line for the movie sums up this piece of shit: “God is for sundays, today we pray to Nike…RUUUUUUUUUUN” (no, I’m […]

Tremors 2: Aftershocks

Here we are again, because the sequel factory just won’t shut down! This time we travel to Mexico, because they aren’t immune to giant grubs either.  An oilfield seems to be having grub problems.  Can someone call pest control? (can someone save those for me so i can use them for fishing?!  I want to […]

Asylum

Saw V

X-Files "I Want to Believe"

Transsiberian

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

Mirrors

Open Graves

Trailer Park of Terror

Shutter