Major Alan “Dutch” Schaefer vs Alien
In part 2 of our series, we place the Governor against the Alien…
Major Schaefer has serious testosterone issues, and is well armed with the latest in sci-fi technology.
Alien has 25 different jaws and at least 50 rows of teeth to choose from.
Winner: Steroids
Major Alan “Dutch” Schaefer injects the Alien with anabolic steroids and both overdose on Androstenedione, having strokes before they could finish the battle.









