Major Alan “Dutch” Schaefer vs Alien

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In part 2 of our series, we place the Governor against the Alien…

Major Schaefer has serious testosterone issues, and is well armed with the latest in sci-fi technology.

Alien has 25 different jaws and at least 50 rows of teeth to choose from.

Winner: Steroids
Major Alan “Dutch” Schaefer injects the Alien with anabolic steroids and both overdose on Androstenedione, having strokes before they could finish the battle.

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